I cried at gym a few weeks ago. I turned my sweaty face toward the wall, rubbed my stinging eyes with my t-shirt and swallowed a sob. The workout called for three rounds of these: five hang squat clean lifts, two rope climbs, five handstand pushups and two more rope climbs. Crazy, right? I scampered up that rope like a second grader to practice before the coach started the clock. My ego swelled, I felt good. I wasn’t going to consider subbing “wall balls” for rope climbs. I was confident.
Well, by the second round, my ankle was burning as I wrapped the rope around my leg to help launch my already aching body up the barbed wire hanging from the rafters. No amount of upper body strength could help me now. As I closed my eyes, squeezed, panted and pushed, the fat face of Mr. Wisniewski appeared, like a haunted bubble hovering over me. He was dressed in his over-stuffed grey hoodie, polyester navy short shorts, cheap baseball cap and tube socks holding a mug of coffee and stupid clipboard. He was my elementary school gym teacher and couldn’t have climbed the rope if his season ticket subscription to the Detroit Tigers depended on it.
By the third round, my heart was pounding with frustration and fear as I stood at the bottom of the rope. The others at the gym left me alone, sensing I was struggling with something more than just the physical challenge. The vision of my old gym teacher’s face bobbed around me like a pesky fly. I swatted it away, along with my tears and self-doubt and finished the workout with a seriously chaffed and bloody leg.
The scab took a good two weeks to heal. It was nasty, black and bubbly and when I wore jeans I would roll them up above the war wound to avoid more chaffing. Sorry, it was disgusting. But, when friends would inquire, I told them about the rope climb and every single person sighed, pausing for a moment as their gym teacher’s haunting face appeared from their past, a pesky fly.
Good luck to you today, as you shoo away those annoying naysaying obstacles. Climb, run, sing and by God, blog!
(*** Please note I LOVE MY GYM. I am nuts about CrossFit. The coaches would never let me injure myself and take the utmost care to train me on proper technique. I don’t blame Mr. Wisniewski. I am completely responsible for my own self-inflicted boo-boos.)






